My name is Charles Bronson

Presidental Debate Simultor

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:11:02 GMT

I created this simulator if you want to get a sneak peak of the debate tonight:

http://www.inferum.com/debate/

(thanks to plnsng for most of the quotes)

Apparantly Matt Lauer is shorter than Al Roker

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:31:43 GMT

the stella equation has been solved

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:54:13 GMT

still on vacation, and the sound of paper mario is driving me batty

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:12:16 GMT

This soup is going to fucking rule

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:44:57 GMT

My Dad sent me this, I think he'll be on LJ in no time.

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:00:00 GMT

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Same bag the coal came in
2. Real or artificial tree? Bush
3. When do you put up the tree? Nov. 1st.
4. When do you take the tree down? Jan. 1st
5. Do you like eggnog? Only if its served by a good looking elves.
6. Favorite gift received as a child? Key to get in the house
7. Do you have a nativity scene? Nope
8. Hardest person to buy for? Mom
9. Easiest person to buy for? Me
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? Neither
11. Favorite Christmas Movie? Christmas Vacation
12. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Never stops
13. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? And I'll bet you never noticed!
14. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Pickled herring
15. Clear lights or colored on the tree? colored
16. Favorite Christmas song? Grandma got run over by a reindeer!
17. Travel at Christmas or stay home? both!
18. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's? Sleepy, Dopey, ????
19. Angel on the tree top or a star? Angel
20. Open the presents on Christmas eve or Christmas morning? Peek at 2 weeks before
21. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Bills come to soon after xmas
22. Do you decorate your tree in any specific theme or color? Old beer cans!
23. What do/did you leave for Santa? Schnapps and a beer

It's almost like I'm famous

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:41:39 GMT

http://blogs.mediapost.com/email_insider/?p=541

Stike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:31:53 GMT

touch pads on laptops suck

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:53:09 GMT

Lunch

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:30:18 GMT

The house I grew up in is for sale

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:22:41 GMT

Linky

my shirt smells like a dead old man

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:02:12 GMT

Wed, 09 May 2007 04:36:46 GMT

Your results:
You are Spock

Spock		90%
Geordi LaForge		80%
Will Riker		75%
James T. Kirk (Captain)		75%
Chekov		65%
Worf		60%
Mr. Scott		60%
Data		54%
Jean-Luc Picard		50%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)		50%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)		45%
Mr. Sulu		45%
Beverly Crusher		30%
Uhura		25%
Deanna Troi		15%

You are skilled in knowledge and logic.
You believe that the needs of the many
outweigh the needs of the few.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

Sunday update sunday

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:05:16 GMT

Window well octopi are a real problem in Jill's dreams

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 19:43:15 GMT

I'm going to bed.

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:33:42 GMT

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The Inland North
North Central
Philadelphia
Boston
The West
The Northeast
The South
What American accent do you have? Take More Quizzes

boys at one girls at peace

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 21:00:20 GMT

Right-Statist
You scored 19% Personal Liberty and 35% Economic Liberty!
A right-statist believes in extremely heavy government intervention in personal matters and moderate to high government intervention in economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and strong laws restricting personal liberty. They support a police state. They tend to strongly support war and foreign intervention.

I am going to use movies/tv for my inspiration from now on.

Mon, 25 Sep 2006 19:21:09 GMT

(from slashdot)
Pick any police/detective/thriller series I've seen (American, British, Swedish...) where the officers are "searching the database". Remember to always include the following:
1) A single huge textbox for entering search criteria. Preferably filling the whole screen.
2) Text slowly appearing on screen, preferably one letter at a time with a blipping noise.
3) As the search is being performed, all records must flash by the screen.
4) If no match, the words NO MATCH must fill the screen, preferably on a multicolored flashing background.
5) A records must fill exactly one screen. No scrolling or paging allowed.

guest mspainting

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 18:11:20 GMT

By Jill H.S. Thompson

chandula

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:01:32 GMT

I work with a man named chan. He is the master of online deals.

oh, and all my old mspaints are here

Please help me move tomorrow

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:17:23 GMT

I will provide beer, bratwursts, and a little german dance.

1:00 pm tomorrow!